The Real Super Bowl Battle: Commercials. Vote Now!

Oh sure, we all know that Sunday’s Super Bowl will be an epic battle between two epic teams: The San Francisco 49ers and some other group of guys who haven’t been to a Super Bowl in 50 years.

Note: It’s just a little joke, folks. Simmer down.

I digress, because today’s your lucky day. I mean literally. We all know that Sunday’s battle isn’t just about football. It’s about marketing. And commercials.

Unbelievably, I was able to access a couple of 2020 Super Bowl commercials in advance via my special sources (i.e. The Internet).

Folks, I see a battle brewing between two powerhouses.

Leading the pack, IMHO, is Ellen with her wit, production savvy and deadpan approach. And then there’s Lil Nas, the Lanky Cowboy ridin’ ’til he can’t no more.

Note: Can’t nobody tell me nothin’.

Ellen has her supporting cast: Portia, a Court Jester and a guy with a bare bum. 

Lil Nas has his supporting cast as well: Sam Elliott (with a mustache maneuver leaving me weak in the knees) and Billy Ray Cyrus, with a fully-covered bum, thank goodness.

So, here’s your task. Watch the two front-running Super Bowl 2020 Commercial Contenders. And then:

1. Vote for your favorite in the comments!
2. Vote for your favorite as often as you want!
3. Don’t vote at all but watch them over and over again, which I see as the likely scenario but indulge me. A little.

First up: Ellen (Sorry about the brief promo. I guess I don’t have the clout that I thought I had.)

Now for Lil Nas & Sam:

So, Vote Now! Let your voice be heard! And … all these commercials are making me feel a little snacky.

“Hey Alexa! Order me some Cool Ranch Doritos!”

Go Niners!